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The Universe Is Crumbling Tonight

fishingboatproceeds:

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.


sorry:

I just saw this text post that said *quietly opens a bag of chips at a funeral*

And I got really confused because I imagined this person opening a bag of frozen chips at a funeral and cooking them

But then I remembered

Americans…


geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process


I love this game. #titanfall

I love this game. #titanfall


memewhore:

I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS


ridge:

where is the lie 

ridge:

where is the lie 


fakefurry:

ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :

  • a birth certificate with 1990-1999

  • Person:  I like your name
  • Me:  Thanks, I got it for my birthday

chibitifa:

wantfastcars:

I did a thing

blame peter

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myotpisgay:

mycaterpie:

eduardo-:

losertakesall:

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

Blorp.

Science. 

what the fuck is the last 1%

1% squish

myotpisgay:

mycaterpie:

eduardo-:

losertakesall:

anglepoiselamp:

Most marine mammals are very flexible because they are made of 99% blorp.

Blorp.

Science.

what the fuck is the last 1%

1% squish


brokensilence137:

dynaroo:



I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.

brokensilence137:

dynaroo:

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I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.

He decided to be the sky instead.