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The Universe Is Crumbling Tonight

girl-germs:

So I found a blog that puts Bob’s Burgers quotes over Game of Thrones screenshots and it is gold.


alexandraelle:

useless-citizen:

breaks my heart more than anything

this make me sad. sending love.

alexandraelle:

useless-citizen:

breaks my heart more than anything

this make me sad. sending love.


How some dads act when they watch the baby crowning… 

whatshouldwecalllaboranddelivery:

They’re like:

but there’s no:

and they’re like:


When my patient taped a tree branch to the wall in her labor room… 

whatshouldwecalllaboranddelivery:

I was like (in my head):

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dragonheartbleedinglove:

Moving On by James

I never thought that some regular ol’ yarn could make me cry, but it did. Please take the time to watch this. It’s the saddest, but happiest thing I’ve ever seen, and touches my heart in a place few things can.


crosserofanimals:

idk maybe if I could see


Murdering Quillson, A Saga 

burntotears:

I found a pitfall seed and decided to put it to good use. I usually just sell them but… Quillson is a good person to waste them on.

I see he is at home, very good. Let’s make this a sweet goodbye. He will have no choice but to fall in this hole now - also, black roses to signify his untimely…


blue-pansies:

I would like to thank God and also Jesus

blue-pansies:

I would like to thank God and also Jesus


mtgacnl:

I wear your granddad’s clothes.
I look incredible.


Anonymous asked:
You are really pretty

Thank you. I actually appreciate it. I was feeling pretty lame today and this helped.


darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along


This is what happens when you think you’re on the rear facing camera and take a picture only to find its on the front facing

This is what happens when you think you’re on the rear facing camera and take a picture only to find its on the front facing